Gimmicky versions of Monopoly have always been a thing, and Hasbro has been more willing to poke some fun in recent years with versions like Monopoly for Millennials and Monopoly Socialism: Winning is for Capitalists. I think it would be worth it to suffer through one days-long round of this game just for the all-time bragging rights the winner would have at the end. My sister and I played it a lot growing up (where she taught me very valuable lessons about not trading away properties too soon), and I even competed with some high school friends for real money one summer.

I kind of want to play this because I actually enjoy playing Monopoly. In perhaps the most brutal rule, you are allowed to rip your bills in half so that your money goes a lot further. There’s only one die (down from two) so it will take you an extra-long time to cross the whole board. The only way to win is to own every purchasable square in the game - and there are now 66 properties, with three versions of each one.

If you thought Monopoly was a long game before, this version will probably be pure torture. If you’re looking for a familiar game to play this Thanksgiving that could also eat up the weekend and destroy your entire family, Hasbro’s got you covered with a brand-new version of Monopoly called “ Monopoly Longest Game Ever” edition, which is available exclusively on Amazon right now for $19.99 ( via BleedingCool).

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